Dirk Flinthart's highly taxed Whimsies

You'll excuse me if my humour isn't exactly razor-keen today. I have friends in New York, and in the Pentagon too, believe it or not. Happily, it doesn't look as though I've lost any of them - but there are too many others who can't say the same. So yeah: here's some humour about taxation.

http://www.avinoam.com/jokes/256.html

Some of these are funny too. Jeez, I wish I'd written this column a few days ago, back when I was still inclined to appreciate irony.

http://www.taxgaga.com/pages/c-taxhaha/dir-humor.html

This site is amazing. It is the US government's offical tax office (they call it the IRS) site - and there appears to be an attempt at humor in its construction. This is an object and brutal lesson as to the essential differences between comedians and tax agents, I believe. Note to the IRS: Jay Leno isn't out trying to squeeze money out of people. So why are you wasting your time trying to make them laugh?

http://www.irs.gov/

This is just comfortingly weird, though: http://www.news-journalonline.com/2001/Apr/17/NOTE2.htm

And who says taxes aren't good for you, eh? Check this one out:

http://www.apbonline.com/safetycenter/injury/2000/04/28/
cheapbeer0428_01.html

Then there's this excuse for not paying taxes. You gotta give this guy full marks for chutzpah: http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/chaney/211/weird/
spaceconsul.html

Now this place is yet another fine example of why tax agents shouldn't look for work at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. The name of this site is ... well, let's just say it's hard to see the relevance.

http://www.funwithtaxes.com/