Without inequality there would be no humour

On the inequality between computers and cars

Actually, Bill Gates and his Gigabucks are another nice source of inequality. Try this site.

Or this one.

Or this one -- I like the bit at the end where it converts "your dollars" into "Bill Dollars". Kind of like the old "human years vs dog years" thing, except in reverse.

Of course, when you hit bottom, all comedy is about inequality. Pie in your face - that's comedy. Pie in my face, that's tragedy. See what I mean? Oh, bugger. It's late, and I'm tired - so to hell with this unequal struggle!