Biden to Blinken: how I will screw Trump

Blinken: I know Boss.

Biden: You know me, Blinky, revenge is best served cold.

Here's another secret. I've got myself a Red Book account. Legit Tok Tok refugee. Do you know, I once had hundreds of thousands of followers on my Tok. And I will be screwing Trump, Musk from the Red Book.

Man - I'm looking forward to the day after the inauguration. They are not going to know what hit them. .

Blinken: Wow! Not a Red book, Boss. It's called RedNote - Xiaohongshu. As a tokker there, you will simply hit it out of the park. No one will know. My kids are into Tik tok too, you know. But they are also moving to RedNote.

Biden: Yup. Micky (Miguel Cardona, Education Secretary in the Biden administration) tells me that our young Tikkers are turning to Red Book and starting to make friends with China and reading Mao's red book.

Boy, oh boy - the whole bunch of Trumpies - Waltz, Rubio, Hegseth - will have their bowels in an uproar trying to handle this hot potato! They will go ballistic, I know.

Here's something else. I'm going to get even with Nancy, Bama and others on Red Note. I would have been President again but the b…..s put me down. Kamala was never gonna win. I could have even won by a landslide. But you know, I had one bad night and they all turned rats - I would have, should have won!

Blinken: Yeah. Definitely Boss. And I could continue to keep America safe and secure. America is going to regret this.

We've left a terrific legacy which Nancy and other Democrats don't seem to appreciate. Got Aussies to pay 400 billion dollars for AUKUS American submarines to help our workers and budget. Record weapons money from NATO and Indo Pacific to keep our factories humming. And all this for our national security and younger generation.. That's our legacy we can be proud of, and our history books will record, Boss.

Biden: Speaking of security, get me one more chat with Xi - tell his boys that I can play a role in helping China get back into America's good books. China shouldn't trust Trump.

Blinken: Great idea Boss. Especially since Trump has been crowing that he had a great chat with Xi and promising this and that, and making the world "more peaceful".