Biden to Blinken: how I will screw Trump

Bastards! I reminded MSNBC of my accomplishments, including getting Hamas and Israel to do that ceasefire deal. Get your boys to tell them to run my interview again.

Blinken: Definitely. The ceasefire was our doing. Yours and mine. But the diplomats and officials and even the media are saying that it was Trump's demand that there would be hell to pay should hostages not be released before his inauguration that they see as the turning point.

But you know - we could have produced a ceasefire far earlier if we pushed Israel and Net (Netanyahu, Israeli Prime harder. Left, right and center critics are saying that we were too weak, too incompetent, or too much in bed with Israel to do so.

Biden: Come on, Blinky. Stop reminding me about Gaza, please.

That's over and done with. Just focus on me - on us - and what we did to ensure that Palestinians and Arabs were saved. The whole Middle East should be grateful. Make sure that message goes out in the Arab media, all media.

Blinken: Sorry Boss. The press just now really upset me. Okie. Will do.

Biden: Well, I'm also pissed off too now. No thanks for telling me.

But I'm getting my own back on Trumpie and the Republicans.

Blinken: Whoa!

Biden: Handing him the TikTik, no sorry, I mean TokTik, no its TokTok hot potato to handle.

Blinken: Brilliant Boss! Great timing. That'll put his knickers in a twist.

Biden: I've been saying, People say I look like I'm 40 but my mind is 20.