Pernicious authority and poor administration or just bad journalism?

‘”Charles”: Lovely, but they're all ok, everything's all right?

‘Nurse: Yes [gives more medical details] I think it's difficult sleeping in a strange bed as well.

‘”Charles”: Yes, of course, it's hardly the Palace is it?

‘”Queen”: It's nothing like the Palace is it Charles. When are you going to walk those bloody corgis?

‘”Charles”: Mumsy, I'll go and take the dogs outside.

‘”Queen”": I need to go visit Kate in the morning. My dear, thank you so much. Thank you. Bye

‘”Charles”: Bye

[Phone call ends]

[Laughter]

‘Greig: She was giving us real information!

‘Christian: Mumsy, I think they believed everything we just said.

‘Greig: I am the Queen, bow for me, bow for me.