The Labor-sounding ActNow website hopes you'll buy the big M. It asks:"Where would you be without the local Chinese takeaway? Or your daily cappuccino? These are just a few food clichés that help to identify what multiculturalism means to Australia, but what's actually beyond butter chicken and pad Thai?"
More about Labor later. For now, let's face the facts: associating superior food with multiculturalism is more than a cliché – it's misleading. Why? Because one can live in a nation where there are great cappuccinos and superb Chinese takeaways, without multiculturalism. I have at least.
Leaving Japan aside though, such arguments irritate many Australians for other reasons. Take the experiences of (say) Sydney's more representative working-class families (worlds apart from the upper-middle classes).
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While a Labor bureaucrat eats a jolly good Indian meal in an upmarket eatery, his gardener is unable to order a rash of bacon on his KFC chicken burger because it "offends Muslims." Will he come away with an unedited view of multiculturalism?
Also, in economically depressed suburbs and struggling regional towns, many Australians simply can't afford a cappuccino, let alone a meal at a takeaway Chinese restaurant. That is their reality - not ActNow's.
Sheltered politicians
On Thursday, February 24, 2011, I was also confronted with the fact that approval-hungry Liberals love their made-for-television multicultural scripts. Or to quote Malcolm Turnbull's spin on our ABC News: "We have achieved an extraordinary degree of harmonious integration of people from every possible culture in the world," he boasted. "It's a great achievement. We're proud of it. We are committed to a multicultural Australia - that is a reality. That's part of our life."
However, the critical-thinker outside will ask: To what extent does wealth protect the political class from reality? Or to quote from a 2009 Fairfax piece: "Mr Turnbull, a former merchant banker, is listed by BRW among Australia's richest 200 people."
You see, I know many Australians can't afford to tell the ABC (as Turnbull did, mind you) that, "We share in the Chinese New Year, the lunar New Year festival. We share in the Greek and Italian festivals. It is part of our way of life."
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Outside of Turnbull's convenient world, the forgotten Australians share inter-ethnic street gang violence, misogynistic religions, and a general sense that not all is so peachy, beyond upper-middleclass food courts. That's part of their life, their untold story.
Moving forward
Sound familiar? When John Howard questioned the cult of multiculturalism our Labor-first press and even some liberal Liberals turned on him. After all, he was "old-fashioned" a curious accusation made by the nonjudgmental lovers of ancient and modern cultures.
In more recent times, though, French President Nicolas Sarkozy openly rejected multiculturalism. "It's a failure," he stressed. "The truth is that in all our democracies, we've been too concerned about the identity of the new arrivals and not enough about the identity of the country receiving them. This raises the issue of Islam and our Muslim compatriots."
German Chancellor Angela Merkel too abandoned wishful thinking when she bluntly confessed, "This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed."
And, of course, so did British Prime Minister David Cameron, when he admitted, "Under the doctrine of state multiculturalism, we have encouraged different cultures to live separate lives, apart from each other and the mainstream." Chattering endlessly about ethnic food, of course, is easier than admitting that Howard was right, and ahead of Europe, when our political classes are still so emotionally invested in their "complex" ideologies. Like the other dying faith system (apocalyptic manmade global warming) leftwing-friendly visions are hard to extricate.
Propaganda servings
Not to worry though because ActNow cares (if not for you, then certainly for Labor's cut-and-paste talking points): "ActNow is run by The Inspire Foundation, an Australian not-for-profit organisation that creates opportunities for young people to change their world" in a suspiciously leftwing way. What's more, The Inspire Foundation, was founded by Jack Heath, or the guy who worked in Parliament House Canberra as a Senior Adviser to Prime Minister Keating.
But it gets better! As an exercise in propaganda and groupthink, it ticks every box. "Australian fashion, food and culture have all been affected by multiculturalism because it makes up what it means to be Australian," concludes ActNow. If it's good, multiculturalism must be praised; if it's bad, multiculturalism is immune from criticism.
As an example of multicultural kitsch, it also shines. "Multiculturalism brings heaps of other stuff too, like exotic foods and flavours from other countries! In Sydney, Leichhardt is known as our 'Little Italy' and in Haymarket you can find anything Chinese-from Chow Mien to Hong Kong fashion." I'm sure Susie Sunshine agrees.
As an example of denial, nothing beats a Labor-leaning sermon on multicultural food, and the propaganda points I associate with groupthink.