Oprah Winfrey and Australian neediness

Winfrey’s power is, in short, the power to sell stuff. And that was whole idea when they got her to come to Australia to promote tourism in Australia, wasn’t it? Let’s be realistic - she’s not going to bring world peace, cure cancer or solve the energy crisis, she only has the power to influence some people somewhat.

Winfrey’s career in a nutshell: she started out as a newsreader, got a gig on a Chicago talk-show and gained notoriety by interviewing famous people. Professionally, you might call her a tabloid journalist (and rather a good one). Beyond this, she appears to have only two observable skills.

First she has the knack of eliciting empathy from her viewers - those poor bored people stuck at home watching daytime TV every day. She does this by being unremarkable and unthreatening. To her viewers, she comes across as Ms Anyone made good - not that smart, not that thin, not that good looking and, in short, not really that different from them. In this way, she gives many poor lost souls at home watching TV during the day the encouragement to believe that they too can succeed. Of course, this is a skill not to be diminished, and can be equated to a televangelist - another sort of salesperson.

Her second talent is her flair for self-promotion - she is somehow able to turn any interview with anyone, no matter how famous or talented, into a discussion about her life and values. You could say she takes a little lustre from every star she sees and adds it to her own, making her star shine ever brighter.

So, what does it say about us that we become completely barmy and weak-at-the-knees when this, well, really rather commonplace celebrity visits our country?

Winfrey herself said she had never had this sort of reception anywhere else. I absolutely believe her - it is hard to imagine her attracting the sort of attention we saw in Australia almost anywhere else in the world. In Australia, hordes of people lined the streets and we saw 350,000 Sydneysiders enter a lottery just to be in the crowd at her Sydney Opera House show. It staggers the mind, really.

I am left with questions. Like, are we so starved of A-list celebrities in this country that we roll out the red-carpet, wear funny hats and costumes and shout ourselves hoarse no matter which famous person walks through the arrival gates? And, is it really necessary for commercial media to break from regular scheduled programming to cross to a celebrity petting a koala? Also, should our Prime Minister possess enough gravitas to not look for a photo opportunity with every visiting A-list celebrity?

The answers appear pretty obvious to me.

It seems like Australia - or at least our media and our Government - is very much lacking in self-confidence and self awareness. They give the impression of people looking out at the distant world and feeling isolated and lonely with the desperate need for the world to look back at them - know us, love us and tell us we’re special, please! This exhibition of neediness and insecurity makes me cringe with embarrassment.

Certainly, invite Oprah to Australia, let her make her shows to promote Australia and treat her with the respect that is her due. But don’t go over-the-top and delude yourselves that she is someone of huge and unfathomable importance that we should revere like a visiting deity.

By doing this, we sell ourselves short and demean ourselves as a nation.

And every time our Prime Minister looks like a supplicant before a visiting American talk-show host - or indeed Irish rock star - we look like more and more like a tin-pot country with no sense of its own worth. Is this a negative when we are marketing ourselves to the world? Possibly, but even if it isn’t, no marketing benefit should be worth sacrificing our dignity and national pride.