Well, exactly, Genericus. It's all ridiculous, and you, see, his supporters -
Caller: Where are they now?
Cant find' em!
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Caller: Not even one?
Not even one. Hiding in a mountain of olives with egg all over their face. I mean, I'd love to hear from one! If you follow this maniac, call in.
Caller: I heard he was a pacifist.
Of course. Of course he'd be against any war, wouldn't he?
Caller: Except the one he wants to wage against us.
Against us. Exactly. Good call. Good call. Caller, hello?
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Caller: Brutulus here. Psittacus, I heard this guy Jesus rejected his family, and said his only real mother and brother and sister were the people doing God's work.
Crazy, isn't it, Brutulus? I mean, what is left to us if not family values, and yet here's this bloke saying there's somehow something better than your family, and plotting to blow up our national monuments. Well, where are his supporters now, eh? Are they plotting to do more of … "God's work"?
Caller: My name's Barrabas -
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Peter Fleming graduated in Arts and Education from the University of Sydney; his studies focusing on Classical History, English Literature and American Music Theatre. He is a graduate of the NIDA Playwrights Studio. He has taught in schools, universities and tertiary colleges, covering subjects such as Ancient History, Religion, English Literature, Theatre History and Arts Administration. He also survived a year of teaching drama in North Carolina.
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