Beware of clothing designers with a pair of pinking shears in their hands and a come hither look in their eyes. If your hair looks the same after two hours in the salon as it did when you got out of bed, something is wrong. Anything that won’t hang unaided on a coat hanger is not clothing. $600 is too much to pay for a pair of jeans regardless of how good the sales girl says your bum looks.
Less is not more when it comes to clothes.
The most important thing to remember if you do succumb to the madness is yes - you can take it back. A moment of questionable fashion clinging to the hips need not require cutting your credit card up into bits.
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Oh and I’d like my bone back please Mss Sass and Bide before you girls make it into a headdress!
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Sandra K. Eckersley is a writer, ideas broker and Devils advocate. Known for her hundreds of published Letters to the Editor, she has now switched to Twitter with her uncompromising take on politics, culture and world events.
An event producer by profession, Sandra has managed some of the largest events ever staged and worked all over the world. You can follow her on Twitter as @SandraEckersley.
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