Have we got a deal for Donald!!!

Imagine for a moment, that you could separate the idiotic residents within a country, put them on one side and put the good people on the other side to get on with life, laughter and the former values that they once knew and grew up with.

It is abundantly clear, that we urgently need to eliminate the incessant peddling of fear, anxiety and the resultant collapse of living standards being created by people impersonating leaders. We urgently need to regain contentment, family values and the way we were until the socialists lied their way through the front door into our living rooms.

What a splendid idea!

Let's start with a basic approach that even the simplest of souls can understand - a little colouring exercise. Colour the map of Australia with the highest unhappy / protest march population – NSW and Victoria - a nappy poo brown.

Then color the highest woke population - the ACT - a diarrhea light brown.

Then color the highest population of environmental rules - SA, Tasmania and oops, the ACT again, with a vomitty green.

Then color the highest population of bureaucrats - the ACT (again!) and Victoria (again!), a murky orange.

Now colour the highest debt per head of population - Victoria (again) , Tasmania (again) and of course the centre of overspending - oh no, not the ACT, (again) a pukey yellow.

Gazing at this simple map, it seems to me that Queensland, the Northern Territory and Western Australia are the only parts of our nation worth saving, yes the North and the West! Let's call it NEW AUSTRALIA, a vibrant new nation, with a clean sheet approach to its economy, copying the most successful nations on the planet.

No free rides here, a tough honest education, tough laws and a realistic judiciary, national service with skills training and no exceptions. Most importantly, strict immigration standards, ensuring assimilation of all newcomers (like it used to be).

Seems simple really, why have we paid so many fools to mess it up?

Meanwhile, what to name the rest of the country? Greensland springs to mind - and what do with it?

I think the Donald would love a place to dump all of his millions of illegal immigrants, overcrowded jails and former democrat politicians. We need a marketing strategy, but considering New Australia has the US Military commitments, better weather and better mineral wealth, this should be an easy Deal.

The Deal needs to play into Albanese's hand. Instead of addressing what is best for Australians, Albo prefers to myopically focus on his own re-election with unvetted immigrants, Palestinian sympathisers, Islamic militants, anti-Christian, anti-Jewish, complicit academics with no real life experience, non-English speaking, uneducated rabble, but he really does need nodding heads on election day.

Donald's dreadful dumpster refugees would blend really well into Albo's Greensland.

As Albo doesn't have the commercial skills to run a car boot sale, doesn't understand basic economics and thinks that the GST is his energy minister Bowen (the Great Stupid Twit), the Deal has to be dressed and presented in a win-win scenario. Both wins for Albo!

But dumb he is not, and he will insist on a valuation from a large gender neutral committee of commercial undertakers (AKA receivers and liquidators). While this normally would cost several million dollars and take a few months, we need speed and frugality.

Yes, we could cut to the chase on the valuation of Greensland!. Those four States and a Territory, net of debt, would have to be worth at least $38!. Forget about a written valuation, just let Albo have it for $38 cash. What a deal!

Then our New Australia, with renewed US tariff agreements, agreement to lift our defence spend to 5% of GDP, will immediately contract the US to build a big wall to keep the Greenslanders out.

In this way the Greenslanders can thoroughly enjoy their pristine, unique and preserved way of socialist living. In the famous words of Klaus Schwab, "You will own nothing and you will be happy!"

This new and rewarding life for Greenslanders, will keep them busily developing all their new derivatives of vaccines, genders, lily livered weak laws, new public holidays with less working hours, new names for old places, new versions of invasion history. This exciting list is endless. As most of the locals will already be working from home, they won't actually notice these changes happening.

In New Australia, we will immediately scrap Net Zero, UN membership, payroll tax and other disincentives to small businesses. Let's get on with it!

Simultaneously, we will repeal 75% of the EPA/EPBC regulations, build a series of ports around the north coastline without any permission, using the tried and proven Chinese Spratleys Technique (CST), where forgiveness is much easier than permission.

We will re-introduce the 40 hour week, 2 weeks annual holidays and only 10 public holidays per annum

So what's in it for Donald now that Albo will be Greensland Emperor for the rest of his life? After careful consideration by mindreading the three former leaders of New Australia, we are going to bequeath "Groote Island" to the US as a new State and revert back to the English version being "Great Island" in honour of the hero of the west, Donald the Great. This is a much better achievement than a Nobel Peace prize.

We will also bequeath Thursday Island and the Tiwi Islands to the US, as we need their sovereignty and their military might to protect our sorry asses, no thanks to Emperor Albo who ignored our natural assets, then deliberately and dangerously squandered the family jewels.

As to the climate change Net Zero mantra, this UN ritual can be incorporated into Albo's national anthem, the Greensland flag and their opening welcome to country ceremonies.

……OK, once again, let's get on with it!