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Only the dead fish go with the flow!

By Stuart Ballantyne - posted Wednesday, 1 April 2020


This is what will happen, we are going to continue our voyage but firstly a few basic but essential precautions :-

Seal off the helipad and side doors eliminating new arrival problems by air or sea. The latest arrivals if they refuse to self isolate, put them in the brig and slide a pizza under their door every 3 days, if they escape, catch them, throw them over the side.

Isolate the sick in the hospital and the elderly in the Promenade deck.

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Isolate the command team, navigation and comms team to the Bridge deck, and the only access point is the mess room where food will be delivered. Isolate the engineers in their sector and only access by the engineers mess room.

Upgrade hygiene standards to "over the top" in all areas of the ship, including temperature sensors.

Get that miserable gestapo team into the small ship's launch and drop them off close to the ship NZ which is drifting to the east of us. They love gestapo !

Immediately fire up the SMR as we need cheap reliable power

Start a vegetable garden on the aft upper deck, start fishing and maintain a healthy level of food reserves.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I want everyone to be kept busy and happy

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Where there is no vision, the people perish. We have a lifeline voyage to complete with everyone in good mental and physical health. ! "

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1, Rollback EPA madness and unlock every stalled project including nuclear, create vision.

2, Remember the 5 million employed in small business are taking the brunt of this, not ineffective bureaucrats who are still in a job. Get small business back to work - Immediately

3, Announce daily national death totals (appx 450), flu (appx 10) and then Covid19 (1 every 2 days)– KEEP PERSPECTIVE ! Are we surrendering our economy for a realistic reason ?

4, Copy success (Taiwan) which is open for business, and don't follow media hysteria

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Stuart Ballantyne is just a sailor who runs Seat Transport Solutions who are naval architects, consultants, surveyors and project managers.

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