Bob Hawke and his babes

As far as I can determine, his dribbly smooch of approval equates to the kiss of death or political halitosis at best.

I wonder if Bob asks to do it – or if he is asked to do it by the surgical elite who run the ALP APP-A-RAT-CHICK Laboratory.

Why is it presumed that this man makes the appropriate political bookend to women on the political stage? Without question, the sexual component of a politician’s popularity rating is critical to political forensics.

Personally, I’ve heard more men than women refer to Hawke’s charisma and so-called female pulling power.  Really? Do you think he’s sexy? I think he thinks he’s sexy.

Then again, I wanted to lose my virginity to David Attenborough.  I still do.